Tuesday, December 20. 2005

The Sun Tzu Art of Love (Part 5)

Chapter 5 - Who Shall Be The 007?

Continuation of:
Chapter 1 - The Last Supper That Never Was,
Chapter 2 - A Family Love Affair and
Chapter 3 - Putty in His Hands
Chapter 4 - The War Continues

Deciding to put a spy into the picture is one thing. Finding the right person to do the job is quite another. Undaunted and bullishly optimistic, Guy B sets about to bribe Girl A's pals.

"What?! You must be joking. I shall never betray my kindred spirit!" Irene said with a huge frown on her normally benign and angelic face. "Get thee behind me, Guy B! I have better things to do than to scheme with the likes of you!"

Rapunzel twirled her long, long hair thoughtfully, "Well, as tempted as I was with your kampung chickens, I'll have to decline. I've got a wedding dinner to attend next week and I really should stick to my vegan diet. Sorry!"

Rina and Pebbles Jetson were uncontactible due to their voluntary check-in at the Tanjung Rambutan Rehab center. They were getting very concerned at the withdrawal syndrome exhibited when their stock of longkang rambutans were depleted. Symptoms include them very nearly concocting love potions for Girl A to fall in love with Guy B. Thank goodness calm and capable Lisa was there to expose their dastardly plans and advised them to seek immediate help from specialists.

An exasperated Guy B flung his hands to the sky. Women! He can never quite understand how they tick. Ah, but didn't Girl A have guy friends? Surely they will help a chap out in his time of need. And surely the blog readers can vote on whom should be the chosen spy. Here are the list of candidates to perform the dark deed:
  1. Paulos, the whipper - He has a fetish for the whip which is cleverly hidden under his concerned and emphatic nature.

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  2. Tim, the poet - Do not be deceived by his amiable looks. This wiley wolf can pry the deepest secrets from the world's most closed-mouthed person. The mug shot below was taken during a secret assignment in the Soviet Union. Shhhhh...

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  3. Eric, the musician - With words as smooth as honey, he can coax any girl to spill her beans.

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Which of these shall be the chosen spy? Place in your votes now!
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*i'm voting for the KGB-trained-looking one in the middle! :-P
#1 twinnie on 2005-12-20 04:05 (Reply)
*I must admit, he does look spy-ish eh?
#2 coolcat (Homepage) on 2005-12-20 04:19 (Reply)
*oh, btw - to correct perceptions, it's not the longkang rambutan that put me there since I absolutely detest fruits! it 'coz

when i tried to dress myself,
it was really quite bizarre,
i looked ike 100 colours,
shoved into a jar.
banana yellow, then red,
then purple and green,
when i walked down the street,
i made a semi-small scene.
#3 twinnie on 2005-12-20 04:21 (Reply)
*Wow wow wow!

It seems that it's raining poets here. And mighty good ones, too!
#4 coolcat (Homepage) on 2005-12-20 04:24 (Reply)
*no need to think...KBGs make best spies. Timmy boy, you're IT!
#5 Anonymous on 2005-12-20 05:39 (Reply)
*Timmy ..............TAG!
#6 twinnie on 2005-12-20 05:43 (Reply)
*KBG... what's KBG, Kampung Batu Gajah?

yeah.. must admit it's those unassuming ones.. and in black and white some more.. like on of those pictures you see in espionage shows like Alias, CIA, X Files, Austin powers (huh?) etc etc..
#7 pjamess (Homepage) on 2005-12-20 06:15 (Reply)
*Coolcat.. can re-draw the whip ah.. it looks like some looong cacing tanah I'm holding in my hand.. please do justice to my whip-ptashing reputation lar..
#8 pjamess (Homepage) on 2005-12-20 07:19 (Reply)
*Sorry lar Paul, my photoshop skills are sorely lacking when it comes to whips and such wor :-(
#9 coolcat (Homepage) on 2005-12-20 07:21 (Reply)
*Tim kenot, his identity already compromised wor! Can see his face! Definitely have to be Eric. Must be mysterious-mysterious with unknown identity mah, then only called 'spy' :-P
#10 irene (Homepage) on 2005-12-20 12:51 (Reply)
*Dun settle for one.... take all three...... 007.1 , 007.2, and 007.3
#11 BeerBrat (Homepage) on 2005-12-20 13:07 (Reply)
*yaaaaaaay.. decoy of a decoy of the decoy.. just when you least expect it.. one of the three will get the job done.. muahahahha
#12 pjamess (Homepage) on 2005-12-20 13:39 (Reply)
*You guys are giving me great ideas. Heh heh.
#13 coolcat (Homepage) on 2005-12-20 22:19 (Reply)
*aiyoh..Paulos, typo ler. buat malu only blush

Why is Tim suddenly so senyap?
#14 Rapunzel on 2005-12-21 05:55 (Reply)

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