Coding Drives Me Bonkers

Have been immersed in Excel Macro/VBA coding for the past few days and it has insidiously transformed me into a generator of horrible puns.

Case in point:

fren: i just had a very nice meal of yong tau foo. shop run by a former intel engineer
cc: wow
cc: from chips to taufu bits

Fren was tickled pink by that pun somehow and asked if I could code a miracle.

fren: i hear that excel macros are not that tough to code. but you need to know the inner workings
cc: yeah, the hateful functions and arrays
cc: the cell positionings
fren: heheh. like manouvering for a good placement in a love triangle
cc: hmmm
cc: dunno which is trickier
cc: coding or loving
cc: gosh, i think coding makes me churn out real bad puns
fren: )
fren: do you think you can code excel to calculate the probabilities of a love match?
cc: i am now comparing dates of interest maturity
cc: that's light years away from wat u r asking
cc: besides, if i knew the answer to yr question, i won't even be coding
cc: i'll be setting up shop right next to Lillian too's store in Mid Valley
cc: and get more customers too!

Honestly, I'd rather write pages and pages of flowery words than to write a few lines of code. Coding is turning me into the corniest puntist ever. So excuse me if I don't sound like myself for the next few days.

Ack.

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