Saturday, October 8. 2005

I Am Dorky Wafflehump

I have a friend who absolutely love Rose is Rose. The husband and wife pair are so adorable and they come up with the cutest nicknames imaginable. My friend was so inspired that she started calling me 'Sweetie Patootie' one day. And I in turn called her 'Cutie Taboopie'.

Here's the thing... we still call each other that. Some nicknames just stick forever and ever amen. I could write a list on personal nicknames I collected over the years. But I won't.

What I will do is to share a way of coming up with cool nicknames for yourself and your friends. Got this forwarded from Pink Rabbit via email today. It's quite fun, trust me!

And just for today, you can call me Dorky.

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humour...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
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*All shall know the name Tootsie Farkledunkin!

Ph34r m3!!! :p
#1 Anonymous on 2005-10-08 04:18 (Reply)
*How anyone can be afraid of someone called Tootsie is beyond me :-) Cute name though!
#2 coolcat (Homepage) on 2005-10-08 04:24 (Reply)
*Things tend to get scary when Tootsie has a penis...

o_O

#3 Anonymous on 2005-10-08 04:30 (Reply)
*And so, Beer Brat is knighted for his bravery and shall be known all over the kingdom as....

Crusty Gizzardbutt?
#4 BeerBrat (Homepage) on 2005-10-08 04:31 (Reply)
*(Psst!)

motions coolcat to lean over

On a completely unrelated (yet infintely more interesting) note:

I've met Irene before! And you wouldn't believe how - I think that the combination of her blog looking a tad familiar, the fact that she's a journalist (for the STAR right? *wink*) in her "Say bye-bye to irene the journalist" post, and my recent mention of my speed dating experience allowed me to piece together a few things...

Resulting in this! I read it way back in 2004:

[url=http://www.ireneq.com/mt-archives/001037.php]http://www.ireneq.com/mt-archives/001037.php[/url]

Guess who the Tall Guy is! ;-)

My, my, its all come around full circle...

Interesting no?
#5 Anonymous on 2005-10-08 04:47 (Reply)
*BB, memang ngam you lar that nickname! Haha!

Pat! After watching Dustin Hoffman in action, I wouldn't expect Tootsie to be any different mah :-P :P

And OMG, wat a small world!!! Soooo, Irene thinks you are good looking, eh? Who were the other two buddies? Were they at Paddington's too? And speaking of Speed Dating, what's your opinion of it? Does it actually work - as in do you still keep in touch with the people you met there?
#6 coolcat (Homepage) on 2005-10-08 04:55 (Reply)
*me tootise bubblelips - matches my quarter of a century hands eh?? :-P
#7 Anonymous on 2005-10-08 05:10 (Reply)
*oh my god....what shame I have to put up with! My nickname is sloopy chickenfanny!

My fanny ain't no where near sloopy!
#8 Anonymous on 2005-10-08 05:13 (Reply)
*of course not Repunzel - we are "perky, perky" ppl! (",)
#9 Anonymous on 2005-10-08 05:15 (Reply)
*Of course she thinks i'm good looking - who wouldn't? preen ;p

As for my two friends, nope - Quentin and Kwong Heng weren't at Paddington's that night although KH swung by Clear...

For my opinions on Speed Dating you can read this post:

[url=http://patsanitarium.blogspot.com/2004/03/love-sought-is-good-but-given-unsought.html]http://patsanitarium.blogspot.com/2004/03/love-sought-is-good-but-given-unsought.html[/url]

(as well as this one: [url=http://patsanitarium.blogspot.com/2004/03/lundi-meh.html)]http://patsanitarium.blogspot.com/2004/03/lundi-meh.html[/url] )

[Quick question - is this comments box html enabled? As in, can i use html code in this comments box?]

Erm... no, i haven't kept in touch with anyone i met at the speed date session, but that's probably just me lah...

Heck, the only one i got paired up with (mainly because she was the only person i ticked - and even that was only because i wanted to attend another session for free) ended up apparently being stalked by one of the people at the Speed Date...

o_O



#10 Anonymous on 2005-10-08 05:15 (Reply)
*Arrrgh... somehow the closing bracket got caught in the second url - my bad:

[url=http://patsanitarium.blogspot.com/2004/03/lundi-meh.html]http://patsanitarium.blogspot.com/2004/03/lundi-meh.html[/url]
#11 Anonymous on 2005-10-08 05:18 (Reply)
*They stalk? We were just talking about going speed dating for fun! Pebbles didnt want to but we'd drag her there anyway.

Stalkers are scary...But i'd still be game to see what speed dating is like! Coolcat, let's go!
#12 Anonymous on 2005-10-08 05:20 (Reply)
*Rapunzel: raises eyebrow

Pebbles Jetson: raises other eyebrow!
#13 Anonymous on 2005-10-08 05:20 (Reply)
*Pat, I fixed it already. Hehe, nvm then.

Rapunzel (u perky thing u), sounds tempting. I may consider if Pebbles (sexy lips) go, too. Safety in numbers mah.
#14 coolcat (Homepage) on 2005-10-08 05:21 (Reply)
*yah, but i'm into nice loooooonnng dates ma cherie. les choses biens se font toujours lentement. :-P
#15 Anonymous on 2005-10-08 05:30 (Reply)
*Merde! LOOOOOOONNNNNGGGGGGGGG not loooon! though i'd end up loony dating 10 guys in 5 minutes!
#16 Anonymous on 2005-10-08 05:36 (Reply)
*Pat Cherie, why the raised eyebrows?
#17 Anonymous on 2005-10-08 05:43 (Reply)
*Say hello to Crusty Farklehump. I assure you I'm not an old grumpy woman despite what the name seems to imply :-P

PAT!!!! OMG I nearly fainted when I read your comment on my site. I replied there, but lemme just say here -- I'm sooooooo thankful I didn't write anything bad about you or your friends grin

And... err... I can't remember what you look like!! LOL LOL LOL
#18 irene (Homepage) on 2005-10-08 08:37 (Reply)
*You definitely don't look like a Crusty anymore than Pat looks like a Tootsie!

Yalor, my eyes nearly popped out when I saw Pat's revelation. Woo-hoo! Would wonders never cease and you guys had to meet again here!
#19 Anonymous on 2005-10-08 08:47 (Reply)
*PS. Pat, how did you find my post? You googled "speed dating Malaysia" kah?! Good grief -- I just did that and my blog turns up 2nd in the results! rolls eyes
#20 irene (Homepage) on 2005-10-08 08:52 (Reply)
*Ariel: Man the world's very small. I would never have expected to bump into one of the speed-dating guys on your blog!! hehehee
#21 irene (Homepage) on 2005-10-08 08:56 (Reply)
*There go those violins again...just can't seem to shut 'em off!
#22 MarkLaRoi (Homepage) on 2005-10-08 11:35 (Reply)
*.....ummm I'm Sloopy Wafflesprinkles... ;p
#23 rina (Homepage) on 2005-10-08 23:18 (Reply)
*....he is Dipsy Wafflelips... hahaha...
#24 rina (Homepage) on 2005-10-08 23:21 (Reply)
*Hehe.... now I know what to call him :-P :P
#25 Anonymous on 2005-10-09 00:57 (Reply)
*Professor Poopypants? Love it!
#26 Anonymous on 2005-10-10 12:06 (Reply)
*Yeah, that's a real cool nickname. Wished mine turned out like that!
#27 coolcat (Homepage) on 2005-10-10 12:13 (Reply)
*Dipsy ChickenBoob.. reaaaaally?
#28 pjamess (Homepage) on 2005-10-11 07:52 (Reply)
*Good golly! That's a farnee name!!
#29 coolcat (Homepage) on 2005-10-11 12:33 (Reply)
*Irene: Lol! I wouldn't be surprised - its been more than a year already! And yes, six degrees and all that... Can't remember what i look like? Hrmmm... pretty sure Coolcat's got a (bad) pic or two of me somewhere. ;-)

Oh, and Kwong Heng (remember him?) says hi as well!

As for finding your post i actually found and referenced it waaaay back in 2004...

Rapunzel: Just the... ah... 'fanny' comment s'all... :p

Hrmmm, all this talk of speed dating - might put up a post on the various agencies you guys could try out. I'm personally still debating as to whether to ever try it out again!

And yes, they stalk. (well, sometimes)
#30 Anonymous on 2005-10-13 02:58 (Reply)

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