Humour

A friend who had nothing better to do with his time, started to wonder if I am really as narcisstic as I claimed to be.

Today, out of the blue, he decided to count photos of me right on the first page of my blog.

"Hey, I did a photo count on your blog. Your face appeared 9 times!!!" the bored boy said excitedly.

How could this be?? Was he stating the truth?? I rubbed my eyes in disbelief and did a thorough count. Felt a mild triumph when my suspicions were confirmed. I knew he had miscounted.

"It's not 9 times lar. It's 11. You forgot to include the two pics at the top."

And today, there are 10

How do you know if you are partially vain? Here are a few hints:

1. Everytime you pass a reflective surface, you will check yourself out discretely. Everytime.


2. When strangers keep glancing at your direction, you think it's you they are looking at. And hey, why not? You look good wat.


3. When people tell you that you look good or lost weight since they saw you last, you believe them heartily.


4. And if they tell you otherwise (you look haggard, worn out or gained weight), you seriously wonder if they should get their eyes checked. Nothing wrong with your looks, so there must be something wrong with their eyes.


5. When no one compliments you on your looks, you happily take to the task yourself by looking into a mirror and saying, "Well helloooo there, you sexy thang, you..."


6. You put pictures of you wherever your eyes may land upon - on your desk, your desktop wallpaper and even your handphone's screensaver. Inspired by blog reader Paul