Humour

Here it is, folks! The answers for the question for 'Whose Lips Are These?'

Updates as at 28th Aug midnight: Click on the 'Continue Reading?' link for the answers. Those of you who haven't guessed, don't cheat! Place your votes here.

Lately, I've been associated with several famous and beautiful celebrities. Not because of my hair nor my eyes - they are most assuredly, one of a kind. It's my lips that have arrested the attention of strangers who say, "Hey, you look just like Faye Wong! Errr... only the bottom half of your face, I mean."

To prove them wrong, I have here a selection of lips for you to choose from. Which of these are mine? Names of celebrities whom I share the same lip form-factor with and the correct answer shall be revealed later.

Please place your votes in the comments section. Thank you very much.

Lips galore - Take a quick guess

I am intermittently online these days. Mostly because it doesn't look good for my monitor to be blinking like an orange Christmas tree while I'm supposed to be hard at work. So most of my chats these days are purely functional and very necessary.

Here are some samples:

Directory Services #1:

mr y: u have the number for Canannland?
mr y: is that the right spelling?
me: canaan land
me: wait
me: 03-77260461
me: they are still in center point rite?
mr y: yah
mr y: 3 branches now
me: one in menara ta?
mr y: thanks
me: the other?
mr y: yes one in mutiara damansara i think
me: okies
me: and u r welcome

Directory Services #2:

mr h: hi
me: hi
mr h: other than PJ state... any more A&W around?
me: got!
me: amcorp mall there
me: opposite
me: nice place, i think 24 hours, too
me: another one near old subang airport
me: but dunno if still in operation or not
mr h: other than amcorp?
me: http://www.rootbeer.com.my/2nd/outlets.html
me: got a list of their outlets there

Beats me how those guys knew that I can find out about these things. Sixth sense? Heh.

Vanity Booster:

If you need further proof that I am vain, look no further.

timkwan: hey ariel. your pretty face now appears in your blog regularly, huh? wasn't there a time when you weren't comfortable doing it - what/when did it change?
me: when i discovered that i actually look pretty lor

when u mentioned u decided u r pretty and vainÂ…

me: hahahah
me: nolar, just being comfortable gradually with posting my pics
me: at least my long-lost frens get to see wat i look like now
me: plus, i AM vain
timkwan: well put!
me: which part was well put?
me: not the vain bit!
timkwan: heheh, when u mentioned u decided u r pretty and vainÂ…. hahahar!
me: eyer!
timkwan: or should i say when u mentioned u r pretty vain?
timkwan:
me: heheh, i prefer the second one. but the first one sounds farnee-er
me: but both oso bad ler!
timkwan: ah... ok... sollie hor, couldn't resist...
me: never mind, i can take it
me: i'm soooo vain!
me:
me: even suspicious compliments oso accepted
timkwan: juz make da best of it, izzit?
me: yep! not many things can get an optimistic vainpot down

Ok, Ms. Phone Directory and Vainpot is going back to work.

Over and out for now.

Mark is such a riot!

I couldn't believe my eyes when I read his post:

Chicago has several interesting public attractions, and one of my favorites is the Museum of Science and Industry. They have some of the neatest exhibits! Although I must say, I LOVE libraries, I mean, I can't understand how people have a good time unless a library is involved!

Yup, looove them libraries. I'm just a library kind of guy.

ahem

(Libraries, whoo!)

Could it be that the sweet thing is influenced by this or this??

LOL!!!

The haze has certainly inspired some of the wackiest jokes I've ever heard. Here's one I received today from two friends. Sung to our national anthem.

Negaraku,
Tanah tumpahnya jerebu,
Rakyat hidup sesak dan layu,
Rahmat bahagia,
Penjual topeng muka,
Raja kita kena pakai juga.

Hazy greetings!